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What did one eye say to the other eye?Between you and me, something smells
What did one eye say to the other eye?Between you and me, something smells
Why didn't the chin like the nose?It seemed really stuffy
What’s a nose’s favorite color?Blew
Why can’t you have a twelve-inch long nose?Because then it would be a foot
What did the nose say to the finger?‘Stop picking on me!’
How do you stop a fish from smelling?Cut its nose off
What did the left eye say to the right eye?Between us, something smells
What do you call someone without a nose or a body?Nobodynose