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What did one eye say to the other eye?Between you and me, something smells

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Why didn't the chin like the nose?It seemed really stuffy

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What’s a nose’s favorite color?Blew

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Why can’t you have a twelve-inch long nose?Because then it would be a foot

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What did the nose say to the finger?‘Stop picking on me!’

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?Cut its nose off

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?Between us, something smells

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What do you call someone without a nose or a body?Nobodynose

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