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is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.

Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

is posthumous vanity... that is, the pride, pomp, and circumstance of 'ashes to ashes and dust to dust..

funeral -Posthumous vanity. The pride, pomp, and circumstance of 'ashes to ashes and dust to dust.

is an event where people say all manner of nice things about you. It's a tragedy you always happen to miss it by just a few days.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

is an event you should always go to. Otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra

is How many women would laugh at the funerals of their husbands if it were not the custom to weep?

How many women would laugh at the funerals of their husbands if it were not the custom to weep?

is distinguished from a wedding only in this: one less drunk.

THE difference between a funeral and a wedding is one less drunk.

is a pageant where we prove our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and increase our grief through the same expense

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