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H20 is water, but what is H204?It’s for swimming and drinking, of course
H20 is water, but what is H204?It’s for swimming and drinking, of course
What kind of water cannot freeze?Hot water
What do ninjas drink?WATAH
Why does water never laugh at Steven Wright jokes?It isn’t a fan of dry humor
Where does water sleep?In a river bed
Why did the water date the Perrier?He heard that she had a bubbly personality
How can you take a bath without water?You sunbathe
What do you call an old snowman?Water
What runs all day but never gets tired?Water
Why do water pitchers get facials?To clean out their pours
How did the flowers survive so long without water?They really rose to the occasion