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H20 is water, but what is H204?It’s for swimming and drinking, of course

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What kind of water cannot freeze?Hot water

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What do ninjas drink?WATAH

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Why does water never laugh at Steven Wright jokes?It isn’t a fan of dry humor

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Where does water sleep?In a river bed

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Why did the water date the Perrier?He heard that she had a bubbly personality

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How can you take a bath without water?You sunbathe

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What do you call an old snowman?Water

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What runs all day but never gets tired?Water

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Why do water pitchers get facials?To clean out their pours

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How did the flowers survive so long without water?They really rose to the occasion

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