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Why should you avoid getting sick at the airport?because you don't want a terminal illness
Why should you avoid getting sick at the airport?because you don't want a terminal illness
Why did the cloud stay homeIt was feeling under the weather
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?It was feeling crumb-y
Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor?It was feeling crummy
Why did the bucket go to the hospital?He was looking pail
Why did the cookie go to the hospitalShe felt crummy
Why was the banana so sickHe had yellow fever
What do you do with a sick chemist?If you can't helium then you curium and you barium
Where do sick boats go to get healthy?To the dock
What did the elevator say when it sneezed?I think I’m coming down with something