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Why should you avoid getting sick at the airport?because you don't want a terminal illness

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Why did the cloud stay homeIt was feeling under the weather

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?It was feeling crumb-y

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Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor?It was feeling crummy

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Why did the bucket go to the hospital?He was looking pail

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Why did the cookie go to the hospitalShe felt crummy

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Why was the banana so sickHe had yellow fever

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What do you do with a sick chemist?If you can't helium then you curium and you barium

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Where do sick boats go to get healthy?To the dock

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What did the elevator say when it sneezed?I think I’m coming down with something

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