elevator, n.Dad Jokes

How did the crocodile get to the top of the building?He took the ele-gator

How do you handle a fear of elevators?You take steps to avoid them

Does a sith lord use the stairs?No, he uses an eleVader

Why is it wrong to fart in an elevator?It's wrong on so many levels.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?They don't know the route.

What did the elevator say when it sneezed?I think I’m coming down with something