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How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?Call and tell her about it
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?Call and tell her about it
What do you call a Sith who won't fight?A Sithy
Why's it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?Because all those men already have boyfriends
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."