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Why did the philosopher talk to lover about Nietzsche during sex?He really wanted to try to hear her say “OMG, that’s so deep”

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How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?Call and tell her about it

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Why are men like bad drivers?Because they never check to see if anyone is coming before pulling out

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Why is sex similar to a thunderstorm?You can never know how many inches you will get or how long it will last

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How is sex like the game of BridgeIf you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner

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How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?One of his fingers is clean

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Why did the egg have a big smile on its face?Because he just got laid

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