New Year's

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is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, friendly calls, and humbug resolutions.

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, friendly calls, and humbug resolutions. Mark Twain

is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Mark Twain

is the best holiday for sitting around yelling at a clock.

New Years is the best holiday for sitting around yelling at a clock

is like a new baby - many changes will be necessary, some of which may be neglected.

New Year The New Year is like a new baby - many changes will be necessary, some of which may be neglected.

is a time that ought to bring one the courage to break one's resolutions early.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!

is cheerfully another chance for us to get it right.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

is usually rung in by drinking out the old one.

NEW YEAR'S 550 NEW YORK NEW YEAR'S The usual way to ring out the New Year is to drink out the old one.

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