nudity, n.Dad Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the cars?Don't look, I'm changing

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?It's not hard

Why did the traffic light turn red?You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street

Did you hear about the salad that was arrested for public indecency?It refused to get dressed

Why did the lettuce close its eyes?Because it saw the salad dressing