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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?Because it's all heart

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Why did the lettuce close its eyes?Because it saw the salad dressing

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Do you know the recipe for honeymoon salad?Lettuce alone without dressing

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?Lettuce get together

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What does a priest say at a salad's funeral?Now lettuce pray

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