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is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view

is only a bikini if it can be pulled through a wedding ring.

A bikini is not a bikini unless it can be pulled through a wedding ring.

is an odd article of clothing in that women pay no mind when you see them in one, but they absolutely hate it when you see them in their underwear.

Women pay no mind when you see them in a swimsuit, but absolutely hate it when you see them in their underwear.

is an outfit where 90 per cent of a woman’s body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10 per cent that isn’t.

A bikini is an outfit where 90 per cent of a woman’s body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10 per cent that isn’t.

is a bathing suit that looks like it hasn't been delivered yet.

Some of the bathing suits look like they haven't been delivered yet.

is a new kind of bathing suit that doesn't shrink. They have no place to shrink to.

The new bathing suits don't shrink. They have no place to shrink to.

 for a girl to wear, she must have either the figure or the nerve.

To wear a bikini a girl must have the figure or the nerve.

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