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What do girls and noodles have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them
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Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
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What do the Mafia and a vagina have in common?One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit
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What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?They both have to smell it, but they don’t get to eat it
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