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What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving?A tur-key
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What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?God save the kin
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What do you call a turkey that's got no feathers?Thanksgiving dinner
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Why did the turkey play drums in his band?Because he already had drumsticks
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Why did the police arrest the turkey?They suspected fowl play
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Why is turkey a good holiday food?You can gobble it up
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What do you call a turkey that’s come back to haunt you?A poultrygeist
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