Thanksgiving

turkey

dad joke

feather

vampire

disappointment

parenting

vegetarian

toast (speech)

cheddar cheese

trivia

pick-up line

Black Friday

bourbon

pilgrim

Calvin Coolidge

cooking

microwave

Thanksgiving Turkey

fighting

family feud

Snoop Dogg

getting high

snacking

snack

being full

helping

grocery store

evolution

dinosaur

introvert

family

bathroom scale

overeating

adulthood

maturity

is a day all over America on which families sit down to dinner at the same moment: Halftime.

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment:halftime.

is a great big family holiday... everybody gets together during halftime.

Thanksgiving is a great big family holiday. Everybody gets together during halftime.

is an emotional holiday where people travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. Johnny Carson

is the day Mom stuffs the turkey in the morning and the family in the afternoon.

Thanksgiving is the day Mom stuffs the turkey in the morning and the family in the afternoon.

is a holiday that always falls on Thursday because the Pilgrims came here in search of a four-day weekend.

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is a day off that's usually followed by an off day.

Thanksgiving is a day off that's usually followed by an off day.

is a day set apart every year to acknowledge God's favor, especially by parents whose sons have survived the football season.

Thanksgiving is a day set apart every year to acknowledge God's favor, especially by parents whose sons have survived the football season.

is a holiday where people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread.

Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else’s dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?

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