dinosaur, n.Dad Jokes

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?The thesaurus

What type of SUV does a dinosaur drive?A Bronco-saurus

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?A dino-snore

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork

Why was the teenage dinosaur so moodyROARmones

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?dinosore

Where does the T-rex go shopping?The dino store

What prehistoric animals eat in coffee shops?Diner-saurs

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?Tyrannosaurus wrecks

What do you call anxious dinosaurs?Nervous Rex

Why was the Archaeopteryx able to catch the worm?Because it was an early bird

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?Because they're dead

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A dino-snore

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?A lickalotopuss