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Why did the coffee file a police reportBecause it was mugged

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Who protects Santa from toy thieves?The North Police

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What did the blind man say to the policeman when the policeman said he would arrest him if he didn’t move on?I’d just like to see you do it

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What police unit do flies fear most?The SWAT team

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Why did the police arrest the turkey?They suspected fowl play

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Why did the police officer set the ghost freeHe couldn’t pin anything on him

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Why did the police arrest the beaver?They had damming evidence against him

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Why were the pants brought to the police precinct?They got cuffed

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truckHe wanted to bust a move

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What’s the only animal with an asshole halfway up its back?A police horse

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Why did the police officer cry over a ticket?It was a moving violation

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