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Vegatables aren't food -They are what food eats.

 grows in the ground but is not dirt cheap.

Vegetables grow in the ground, but they are not dirt cheap.

is a substance used to ballast a child’s plate while it’s carried to and from the table.

is much more approachable to kids as a food if they grow them themselves. If kids grow kale, kids eat kale. If they grow tomatoes, they eat tomatoes. But when none of this is presented to them, if they're not shown how food affects the mind and the body, they blindly eat whatever you put in front of them.

If kids grow kale, kids eat kale. If they grow tomatoes, they eat tomatoes. But when none of this is presented to them, if they're not shown how food affects the mind and the body, they blindly eat whatever you put in front of them.

is exciting in cooking, because they continue to change. They come into season and they go through different phases.

Vegetables to me are - I don't want to say the most exciting part of cooking, but certainly a very exciting part of cooking, because they continue to change. They come into season and they go through different phases.

is vital to health --- The produce manager is more important to one's children's health than the pediatrician.

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

is the food of the earth. Fruit is more the food of the heavens.

Vegetables are the food of the earth; fruit seems more the food of the heavens.

is interesting but it lacks a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

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