potato, n.Dad Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes?A latke.

What are potatoes good sports fans?They're always rooting for you

What do you call a potato that's been cooked on the dark sideDarth Tater

Where does a potato go to collegeDeFry

Why shouldn’t you commit murder on a farm?Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears

What do you call a potato that's been cooked on the darker sideDarth Tater

What vegetable watches too much television?A couch potato

What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?Vader Tots

What do you call a potato that makes internet videos?A You-Tuber

What do you call an average potato?A commontater