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avocado

The avocado is a lavatory-coloured fruit.

is a cucumber flavored banana that looks like a scrotum.

Avocados are basically just cucumber flavored bananas that looks like a scrotum.

Avocados are basically the Big Macs of diet foods

is just butter you can eat with a spoon and nobody will care.

avocados are just butter you can eat with a spoon and nobody will care.

Avocados are just green Mexican land oysters. Agree or disagree?

is like a boy and relationships; they're never ready

Avocados are like boys and relationships, they're never ready