Wake You Up

waking up

astronaut

outer space

dad joke

alien

plant

qasim ali

coffee

life hack

morning

bad attitude

marriage

wife

one-liner

haiku

stretching

trivia

sleeping

sleep

hotel

confucius say

grumpiness

insult

comeback

alarm clock

snooze button

cat owner

confusion

parenting

sleeping in

40s (age)

bladder

peeing

rooster

screaming

being positive

paradox

glasses

is, for many of us, more a matter of coming to.

I don’t wake up in the mornings… I come to.

is a thing most of us have done thousands upon thousands of times and yet we're still not used to it.

I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it

Waking up is the landing part of falling asleep.

is difficult. Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

is so difficult we do it every day of our lives and yet are still horrible at it.

I’ve woken up everyday of my life and I am still terrible at it.

is difficult. If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.

is difficult --- the courage it takes to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over is enormous.

The courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous.

is no fun --- Next to debt, the hardest thing to get out of is a warm bed on a cold morning.

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