Keep You Awake

snoring

is so simple you can do it in your sleep.

is, as a univeral rule, always done by the ones who fall asleep first.

Another mystery that bas never been solved is why people who snore are always the ones who fall asleep first.

is the nicest sound in the world. Ask any widow.

is nature's way of telling you that your spouse is still in the bed.

is an ailment for which there is only one sure cure: insomnia.

There's only one sure cure for snoring: insomnia.

is easily cured with a glass of cool water, poured down the front of the snorer's pajamas.

I've discovered that a glass of cool water can stop my husband's snoring- if I pour it down the front of his pajamas.

is nature's way of saying, "Hey, everybody wake up and look at me. I'm sleeping.".

Snoring is nature's way of saying, "Hey, everybody wake up and look at me. I'm sleeping.".