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What is the sleepiest fruit?Napricot

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What do slow-talking people sit under at the beach?An ummmmmmmbrella

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What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?A roaming Catholic

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Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A dino-snore

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