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What is the sleepiest fruit?Napricot
What is the sleepiest fruit?Napricot
What do slow-talking people sit under at the beach?An ummmmmmmbrella
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?A roaming Catholic
Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A dino-snore