wine, n.Dad Jokes

What is a horse’s favorite kind of wine?Chardoneigh

How did Betty get so drunk at the partyShe kept saying “wine not”

Why should all raisins be sad?they never get to achieve true grapeness by becoming wine

What's ten years old and locked in my cellar?My wine, you paedophiles

What did the grape do when it was stepped on?It let out a little wine

Diet tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty.Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel