Places That Feel Like A Secret

Places That Never Sleep

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Create Regulars

Glow Neon

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Smell Like Beer

Smell Like Whisky

stupidity

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dad joke

being single

drinking

ugliness

circus

dating

affair

singles bar

beer goggles

beer googles

one-liner

depression

murder

wife

battle of the sexes

trivia

Cockney Rhyming Slang

alcoholism

alcohol

parking lot

drinking and driving

nonsense question

St. Patrick's Day

dancing

night club

wine

New Year's resolution

happy hour

bartender

gas station

global warming

bartending

bar tab

Target (store)

getting drunk

debit card

going out

last call

peeing your pants

book

reading

nerd

instruction manual

is a place where you get dry martinis and wet change.

A bar is a place where you get dry martinis and wet change.

is rather paradoxical because on the one hand, we aren't supposed to drink and drive, and on the other, bars all have parking lots.

If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

is a place where one drink calls for another to keep it company.

A bar is a place where one drink calls for another to keep it company.

is a place that serves depressants but promote a loud and active atmosphere -- coffee shops, by contrast serve stimulants and have a chill atmosphere with soft music.

Bars serve depressants but promote a loud and active atmosphere, whereas coffee shops serve stimulants and have a chill atmosphere with soft music.

is nothing but a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow. It promises prosperity and sends adversity. It promises happiness and sends misery.... It is God's worst enemy and the devil's best friend.

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