horse, n.Dad Jokes

What do Jewish horses always have at their weddings?A Mazel Trough

Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?She was a little horse

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry

Why was the horse so happy?Because he lived in a stable environment

What is a horse’s favorite kind of wine?Chardoneigh

What cheese would you use for hiding a horse?Mascarpone

Where did the horse go to borrow a cup of sugar?To his nay-bor’s house

What’s the only animal with an asshole halfway up its back?A police horse

What do horses say when they fall?I can’t giddy up

What always goes to bed with shoes on?A horse

What's a horse's favorite sport?Stable Tennis

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a cough drop?Because he was a little horse

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?Because he was a little horse

What do you call an overly critical horse?A Naysayer