army, n.Definitions

Army is nothing but a well-organized lynch mob.

The Army is an opportunity to meet interesting people, and kill them.

Army is a collection of human machines, often working as the blind instruments of blind power.

An Army is a group of men sent out to fix up the work of diplomats.

The Army is a body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats.

The Army is an organization in which there is only one way for a young man to advance in rank; namely, he must try and get killed in every way he possibly can.

The Army is a body of humanitarians that seeks to impress on another body of men the beauty of non-resistance, by exterminating them.

The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.