Art (n.) is not a thing... it is a way.
Art (n.) is contrasted with science and business in that art is the beautiful way of doing things while science is the effective way of doing things and business is the economic way of doing things.
Art (n.) is anything done by a man or a woman on paper, canvas, marble or a musical keyboard that people pretend to understand, and sometimes buy.
Art (n.) is the antithesis of whatever becomes popular in the cultured world.
Art (n.) is the beautiful way of doing things.
Art (n.) is the expression of a man's joy in his work.
Art (n.) is the utilization of love's exhaust.
Art (n.) is the vengeance of the Ideal on the Real.
Art (n.) is a matter of hair-cut and neckties.
Art (n.) is the act of casting out the dragons of virtue and hypocrisy by committing some imaginary sin and telling the world about it.
Art (n.) is the uplifting of the beautiful so that all may see and enjoy.