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The Lawyer (n.) is a person we hire to protect us from lawyers.
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The Lawyer (n.) is the jackal of commerce.
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The Lawyer (n.) is a profession whereby 99 per cent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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A Lawyer (n.) is like a rhinocerose: thick-skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge
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A Lawyer (n.) is the only man in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
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A Lawyer (n.) takes this from that, with the result that That hath not where to lay his head.
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A Lawyer (n.) is an unnecessary evil.