Purity (n.) is a condition of the mind that causes one to snoop around in garbage-dumps and start a league.
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Purity (n.) is a rapt, interested and ecstatic aloofness toward natural processes.
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Purity (n.) is an ethereal nose giving the miraculous power of sensing the lavatory in the elysian fields before it smells the flowers.
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Purity (n.) is a plan of teaching things to children in which they are not interested.
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Purity (n.) is a sewage system that carries off everything, leaving the soul perfectly bald.