Hockey is really just a cross between boxing and the Ice Capades
Hockey is a game where the players can walk on water.
Hockey is like aggressive golf
Hockey is a sport recommended by four out of five dentists.
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.
Hockey is like watching rugby on ice
Hockey is like soccer, with better weapons.
Hockey is figure skating but with sticks, pads, a puck, nets, and fighting.
Hockey, all 60 cards.