A Mojito is like a 16 oz. vacation in a glass.
A Mojito is like drinking watered down toothpaste
A Mojito is like drinking an alcoholic plant.
A Mojito is like summer in a cup.
A Mojito is like drinking rum while chewing gum
A Mojito is like getting drunk and brushing your teeth at the same time.
Mojito, all 8 cards.