tequila, n.Definitions

Tequila is like that abusive relationship you always go back to.

Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes just about everything

Tequila is like duct tape for a broken heart.

Tequila is like roofying yourself

Tequila is like hitting the snooze button on reality.

Tequila is like pouring Mexico right into your body. - Theo Von

Tequila is like a genie who always grants the same wish: awkward conversations the next day.

Tequila is like saying I want where I wake up to be a surprise