Accountant (n.) is a person you can seldom count on.
Accountant (n.) is a party hired by a successful person to explain to the government how he did it.
An Accountant (n.) is a dutiful book-balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. See also ZOMBIE.
Accountant (n.) can put two and two together to make a living.
An Actor (n.) is the only honest hypocrite.
The Actor (n.) is a sculptor who carves in ice.
An Actor (n.) is any element that bends space around itself.
The Actor (n.) is an athlete of the heart.
Ambassador (n.) celebrated as a champion of international law can be proudest of making the UN utterly ineffective against an invasion that came close to genocide.
An Ambassador (n.) is a smile rented by the foreign office
The Ambassador (n.) is one who, above all, ought not fail fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
The Ambassador (n.) is the eyes and ears of a state.
The Anthropologist (n.) is the astronomer of the social sciences
The Anthropologist (n.) is a fancy name for thief.
The Anthropologist (n.) is not interested in behavior, but in the field of behavioral forms.
The Anthropologist (n.) is tasked not to study behavior, but to analyze the relationship between the patterns of which culture is made up.