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There are times when I miss you so bad . . .I wish I could remember where I hid your body
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles . . .but I can't get my wife to go swimming
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Whatever doesn't kill you only counts as attempted murder.
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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