airplane, n.One-Liners

I never travel by planeThe long trip to the airport makes me carsick

I'm never flying Virgin AtlanticI don't want to get on a plane that won't go all the way

I sleep better naked…why can't the flight attendant understand this?.

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?

They've got a luggage store in the airport . . .Seriously, how late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, "Fuck it, just grab a pile of clothes. We'll get a bag at the airport"

The only thing airlines don't charge for is the bad serviceThey throw that in for free