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911 is a culmination of well-established historical trends: The contradictions of American policy in the middle east, the growing dependence of western economies on the persian gulf and the>.

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911 dispatchers know that if you pretend to order a pizza because you're in trouble, to confirm you know it is 911. They will let you know when the police will be there by letting you know 'when your pizza will be ready'.

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Hello is this 911? Can you send someone? I think my husband is trying to bore me to death

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[Phone ringing] Boss: Why the hell aren't you picking that up? Me: I always answer on the third ring, it makes me seem cooler. Boss: PICK IT UP! Me: [rolls eyes] Fine, (picks up phone) 911 what's your emergency?

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What did the cowboy who called 911 say?Help I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?She can't find the eleven

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911 is an event about which we will know only in retrospect if it implies a break or merely confirms a long known vulnerability of our complex civilization.

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911 is an event that arose out of a swamp of hatred created by us.

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911 is an event whereby box cutters changed the world.

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911 is a critical event that marks the beginning of the new century in the American hemisphere if not the world. This event resulted in a major shift in the foreign policy doctrine of the United States.

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911 is a direct result of what the economic hit men are doing.

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911 is an event referred to by a simple date on the calendar because of the uncertainty of what happened there and the powerlessness of language to label the attack.

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911 is an event which, if it were predictable, as one might claim, then it was not a major event but merely induced an impression of a major event.

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