Exist Because Humans Forget

Ring On A Landline

is an annoyance, but the only thing worse than hearing it in the morning is not hearing it.

The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it.

is an invention used to awake adults who have no babies.

 gets the most abuse when it does its duty.

is the invention that has done more than any other to arouse the working class.

is a device that wakes a man up making him feel less like the early bird than like the worm.

is a device which may arouse us, but it never arouses our better nature.

Alarm Clocks One thing an alarm clock never arouses is our better nature.

is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.

An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.

is a device that makes men rise and whine.

An alarm clock is a device that makes men rise and whine.