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I ordered a wake-up call the other dayThe phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'

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Sometimes I wake up grumpyother times I let her sleep

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I picked a bad week to get out of bed.

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Confucius say ... getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall

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