alcoholic

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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. W. C. Fields

is a person who habitually drinks between drinks.

is One who finds hard drinking the easiest thing to do.

is a man who, when he buys his ties, has to ask if gin makes them run.

An alcoholic is a man who, when he buys his ties, has to ask if gin makes them run.

is one who claims a little too much liquor is just about right.

An alcoholic claims a little too much liquor is just about right.

is a man who goes in to a topless bar for a drink.

AN alcoholic is a man who goes in to a topless bar for a drink.

is not one who drinks too much, but one who can't drink enough.

An alcoholic is not one who drinks too much, but one who can't drink enough.

is one who believes the best way to pull himself out of trouble is with a cork screw.

HE believes the best way to pull himself out of trouble is with a cork screw.