drinking and driving

beer

is not advisable. You shouldn't take one for the road unless you want a state trooper for a chaser.

Don't take one for the road, unless you want a state trooper for a chaser.

is sometimes done because a man feels he is in no condition to walk.

DRINKING AND DRIVING Many a man who is drunk prefers to drive because he feels be is in no condition to walk.

is unwise --- you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

is foolish --- the only person who can handle a pint or a quart while driving is the milkman.

The only person who can handle a pint or a quart while driving is the milkman.

is unwise --- if you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

is unwise --- there are two main finishes for automobiles: lacquer and liquor.

There are two finishes for automobiles: lacquer and liquor.

is almost as dangerous nowadays as walking while sober.

Driving while drunk is almost as dangerous nowadays as walking while sober.

is unwise --- drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough in the same way that young men are apt to think themselves wise enough.