exercise, n.One-Liners

I love my six-pack.That’s why I protect it with a thick layer of fat

I never run with scissorsActually, those last two words were unnecessary

I think I’m allergic to the gym. Every time I go there, I have trouble breathing and start sweating a lot

I work out almost every day.Friday I almost worked out, Saturday I almost worked out, Sunday I almost worked out...

I do ten sit-ups every morningYou can only hit the snooze button so many times, ya know

A fat dog is a sure sign that you're not getting enough exercise.

I ran three miles todayFinally, I said, 'Lady, take your purse.'

I tried exercise, but I was allergic to it . . . My skin flushed and my heart raced.. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous

I just checked the height/weight chart at the gymApparently I'm four inches too short

I'm in shapeJust the wrong one

I'm trying to get back to my original weight7lb, 9oz

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

Eat right. Stay fitDie anyway

I'd go to the gym more often, but I can never find a parking space near the front door.