Places That Feel Temporary

Places That Smell Like Chlorine

is a place where a guest often gives up good dollars for poor quarters.

A hotel is an establishment where a guest gives up good dollars for poor quarters.

is a place whose owner offers you a room in which to retire at a price which enables him to.

A hotel is a place whose owner offers you a room in which to retire at a price which enables him to.

is where potential and sadness conduct their affair to produce renewal.

The hotel is where potential and sadness conduct their affair to produce renewal.

is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

is a place where the minute your shower temperature is adjusted somebody signals the guy next door to flush his toilet and scald you to death.

is a place where you get out of a taxi with two suitcases and an attache case and the doorman says, "Are you checking in, sir?."

is so expensive these days that you can go broke just sleeping.

Some of our swanky hotels are so expensive you can go broke just sleeping.