luggage, n.All

Where do elephants pack their clothes?In their trunks

Luggage is best kept at a minimum — He who would travel happily must travel light.

I Visited North Korea over the summer, but had to leave one of my bags there. On the bright side, it raised their GDP by 0.5%

They've got a luggage store in the airport . . .Seriously, how late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, "Fuck it, just grab a pile of clothes. We'll get a bag at the airport"

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case

Humankind put a man on the moon before putting wheels on luggage.

When a Houston airport kept receiving complaints about the seven-minute wait time for luggage, they moved the gate to make passengers walk six times longer to get their bags. As a result, complaints decreased to near zero.

Luggage is wont to get lost. In fact, the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost luggage.

Luggage is lost so frequently that I could have sworn the attendant who tore off the luggage stub said, "Here are your lottery tickets".