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alcoholism

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk. We go to parties.

is a condition where the alcoholic doesn't necessarily like to drink; it's just something to do while getting drunk.

many an alcoholic doesn't really like to drink: it's just something to do while getting drunk.

is thought of differently depending on wealth. Rich men are alcoholics, poor men are drunks.

Rich men are alcoholics, poor men are drunks.

is not all bad. One great thing about befriending recovering alcoholics is that you're never short of a ride home.

The great thing about befriending recovering alcoholics is that you're never short of a ride home.

is often a response to pain. It is probably not a good sign when you start calling alcohol 'Pain Go Bye Bye Juice'.

Is it bad when you refer to alcohol as 'Pain Go Bye Bye Juice''

is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don’t have it.

Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don’t have it.

is a simple thing to escape. Just never take the drink just before the second one.

To escape alcoholism is simple. Never take the drink just before the second one.