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has a useless piece of flesh at the end of it called a man.

The useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis is called a man.

is part of the male anatomy which contains the brain

is the lightest object on earth. Just a thought can lift it.

is the male sexual organ used to write one’s name in snow.

is the primary organ that controls all human male higher mental functions, from emotions, to social interactions, to thermonuclear warfare

is given names by their owners because no one wants to be bossed around by someone one doesn't even know.

Of course men have names for their penis. Would you want to be bossed around by someone you don't even know?

is a kind of pain because they're so vulnerable hanging out there like that and men are so concerned about the way they hang out there like that.

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