masturbation, n.One-Liners

Confucius say ... man behind vehicle playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic

Confucius say ... man who masturbate only screwing self

Confucius say ... man who cry while masturbating real tearjerker

When I masturbate in front of a mirror, I always wear a wig and lipstick . .ya know, so it doesn't get weird

If you masturbate after smoking marijuana....Is it high-jacking or weed-whacking?

Confucius say ... man in shower with tool in hand not always plumber

Confucius say ... boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand

Confucius say ... Man who go to sleep with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand

I try to masturbate once a day for the health benefitsThe other four times are just for me.

You can always spot a guy who masturbates a lot by his handsIf you look closely, you'll see he's wearing a wedding ring

Confucius say ... learn to masturbate, come in handy

Confucius say ... man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day