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Where to, sir?Drive for the nearest cliff and keep going. I'm committing suicide

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I just found a carrot, a puddle, two lumps of coal and a suicide note next to our fireHope everything's OK

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I tried to hang myself with a bungee cordI kept almost dying.

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I called a suicide hotline in AfghanistanThey got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

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Confucius say ... man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

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I attempted suicide and my whole life flashed before my eyeswhich reminded me why I needed to try again

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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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