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Where to, sir?Drive for the nearest cliff and keep going. I'm committing suicide
Where to, sir?Drive for the nearest cliff and keep going. I'm committing suicide
I just found a carrot, a puddle, two lumps of coal and a suicide note next to our fireHope everything's OK
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cordI kept almost dying.
I called a suicide hotline in AfghanistanThey got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
Confucius say ... man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
I attempted suicide and my whole life flashed before my eyeswhich reminded me why I needed to try again
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!