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What does a snowman have and snow women doesn't?snowballs
What does a snowman have and snow women doesn't?snowballs

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, then how come snowmen are fat?
I just found a carrot, a puddle, two lumps of coal and a suicide note next to our fireHope everything's OK

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?You have to hollow out the head.