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Sorry, OfficerI thought you wanted to race…
Sorry, OfficerI thought you wanted to race…
This guy drove so fast his driver's license was issued by the FAA.
How fast do you think you were going?' '60mph, Officer?' 'Try 135.'So I shut the door and drove as fast as I could
Actually, Officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding