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Sorry, OfficerI thought you wanted to race…

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This guy drove so fast his driver's license was issued by the FAA.

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How fast do you think you were going?' '60mph, Officer?' 'Try 135.'So I shut the door and drove as fast as I could

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Actually, Officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding

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