driving, n.One-Liners

I had my driver's test the other dayI got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear

This guy drove so fast his driver's license was issued by the FAA.

It's nice when older folks decide to relax and slow downI just wish they wouldn't do it in their cars

At a four-way stopThe vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first

Confucius say ... man who eat ice cream in car become sundae driver

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?